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bard-of-fire:

lestatthecupcakeprince:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

  • Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
  • He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
  • He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
  • he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
  • then he was arrested again, and the above happened
  • while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
  • AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
  • There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

THAT’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY WHAT

OMG

posted 10 hours ago | via | © | 6877 #i am groot

I am Groot.  (✿◠‿◠)

posted 10 hours ago | via | © | 57980 #mulan #concept art

lospaziobianco:

Mulan

posted 10 hours ago | via | © | 4351 #httyd2 #WHAT?!

howtotrainyour-toothless-dragon:

fuckyeahthehawkseye:

screeching-supper:

this meme was too silly for me to pass it up. Sorry
I won’t lie, I did it mostly for the Stoick pic =D

OMFG XD

I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH 

posted 11 hours ago | via | © | 61525

deadgirlshoes:

*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

"What does your son look like?"

"Good question"

posted 11 hours ago | via | © | 162686

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

posted 11 hours ago | via | © | 619266

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

posted 11 hours ago | via | © | 219985

thegadaboutgirl:

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

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posted 11 hours ago | via | © | 119753

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

lilypotterr:

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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