actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck
These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back. And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”
pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Emotional support bunnies
::stares at laptop screen::
Yeah, I needed to see these right now.
I needed these bunnies on a day like today
What if humans had wings and the feathers were the same color as our natural hair color but we could dye them different colors if we wanted to or add glitter and there were salons dedicated to wings where we could get them preened and colored and there was a whole section of fashion and health dedicated to wings and work-outs designed to make your flight muscles stronger for endurance or speed and and and
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
funny story time: my aunt was skyping with her bigger sister and my uncle didn’t know it and my aunt had to leave the room for a bit and my uncle was still in there looking at old photos and he was looking at one with my aunt and her sister on it and at the same time her sister said something into the microphone because she saw him looking at it on the webcam and he thought it was the photo speaking to him so he threw the album at the wall and ran out of the room screaming.